Ask A Hater: Sunglasses at Night
The Hater | Tuesday, April 13, 2010 at 10:00AM Dear Hater,
Why do people wear sunglasses at night?
- Kid Koala
Dear Kid with made up name,
People wear sunglasses at night for the same reason they wear orange spray tan, or that they use entirely too much hair gel... they are brutally misinformed. You see, these people actually believe they look cooler with these accessories, and not like the tool boxes they end up very closely resembling.
If only there was someone good enough out there, that they respected (that is important because if its just some guy all we'll get is one more homoerotic brobrawl, and no one wants that), someone to tell them: "Hey man, you look like a douche." Maybe the Fonz.
I can probably count the number of living people cool enough to get away with wearing sunglasses at night on one hand, but regardless of the coolness factor, there are plenty of practical reasons not to wear sunglasses at night.
1. You could seriously injure or maim yourself.
2. People will think you don't know what decade it is.
3. People will think you're blind.
4. You look like a douche rocket.
I could go on, but you get it.
Everyone wants to be the next Corey Hart, and that's okay. But I think the sooner we all just accept the fact that none of us will ever be able to match the songwriting genius of Mr. Hart, the better.
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-The Hater
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