Thundersticks

I've talked about this before.  But I feel it merits revisiting.

There are certain things that have no place at sporting events.  Beachballs, whistles, children under six, the wave, and thundersticks among them.

Thundersticks got their start in the NBA and College b-ball world.  Popping up behind the backboards to try and distract shooters.  I guess I'm cool with that, seeing as how they are used as a tool of mayhem and their use is directly related to the game.  

Image taken from one of the 81 seasonal Gay Pride rallies at Angels Stadium of Anaheim.

But then, something awful happened.  Thundersticks began to appear all over arenas and used as nothing more than a substitute for clapping so that fans may not sting their dainty palms.

I personally blame Angels fans for the appearance of thundersticks in baseball.  I don't remember ever seeing them anywhere else before I first saw them used by the consummately superficial fans of LA.  Part of me is shocked that they would risk destroying their nose jobs by waving long tube like objects in front of their own faces, but then they probably have lots of experience with that.

It is understandable I guess.  Without the thundersticks Angel fans might actually need to exert some real energy to cheer on their team.  Or they could break a nail and those manicures ain't cheap (even if they are oh so relaxing).  I've said it and I say it 'til they go away: be a man, clap your hands.

Thundersticks, you are supremely Overrated.