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Mar142011

Warren Buffett gets bored, spends 10 Billion Dollars

This is a bit of a departure from the sites mission statement but what the hell, I'm playin' it fast and loose.  That's the only way I'm ever gonna be able to post on it semi-regularly.

Warren Buffett enjoys playing the Ukulele because he finds it ironic. Because he's rich as fuck.

So, I guess Warren Buffett woke up a little bored today.  He probably went about the day just as he normally would: sitting a top his thrown made entirely out of ink cartridges (the most valuable resource in the world), eating the nectar of the kabooli tree (a fruit so rare and valuable I had to make it up), half heartedly waiving for the next fire spitter or chainsaw juggler to enter his court to see if they could satisfy his boredom.

But they couldn't.  So, what did old Warren do?  Go out and buy a chemical company for $10 billion bucks.  No big.

When interviewed, Warren said that he had made his mind up to spend the money all at once but he was torn between the company and 3 tons of diamond encrusted pizza.  He ultimately decided on the chemical company though he noted that the pizza would have been "far more delicious as well as glamourous."

I say go for it you crazy old bastard.

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