Dear Hater,
Who is your most hated musician out today?
- Coolio
Coolio,
Holy Shit! Let me first just say on behalf of everyone here at Rated Wrong how exciting it is to have a former celebrity writing us. I never cared too much for any of your work but I loved "Amish Paradise" and have been known to rock out to Bad Hair Day to this very day.
Now to answer your question. I know you might be inclined to think I'd hate on something obvious, like the Jonas Brothers or Katy Perry (who I would never hate!).
FACT: Katy Perry is very hot, making her very difficult to hate.
No, my most hated musician is none other than Delicious D.
Who is Delicious D you ask? Well, I don't really know. I've never listened to his music. I've never read anything about him. I don't even know if he's alive. I clicked on his Myspace page once but exited out before it loaded.
All I know is that, for some ungodly reason, my Itunes decided that everything by the band Tenacious D is actually by this guy and so anytime I play a Tenacious D song this comes up on the album artwork...
What is more awesome than a white dude in a blue fluffy hat standing in front of a giant mound of cash in front of a massive explosion?
What the hell is that? Certainly not Jack Black. The image is so chock full of cliches (my favorite is the presence of the booty dancers with a little too much booty in the corner) that I question whether or not Delicious is meant to be taken seriously.
Either way, I flippin' hate this guy and am insulted that Apple products seem to think I'd ever listen to his music.
-The Hater
P.S. Just kidding Coolio, love "Gangsta's Paradise".