Dear Hater,
Why am I so smart and why is everyone else so stupid?
-Leah
Leah,
This is a question I often ask myself, well almost. What I ask is, "Why is everyone so stupid?" In truth, the only thing that makes me any smarter than most of them is the fact that I realize that everyone (including me) is at least a little selfish, short-sighted, ignorant, and bigoted, making us stupid by proxy. I don't think that really qualifies me as "smart" but at least above average. So I guess to answer your question, you're not really all that smart. You're just too stupid to realize that. Cheers!
-The Hater